The pope has a fan club.

Today was epic fail. No, this entire WEEK has been made up of epic amounts of fail.

Today I got a detention for reading a BOOK. A goddamned book, jfc! We were going over notes, for christ's sake, notes that I already UNDERSTOOD. I was reading and fucking answering the teachers questions and everything. The girl in the front row had her nose shoved in a book as well. My teacher took my book away. Well, I got the detention, and the other girl is ignored! I'm like, are you fucking with me? It was bullshit. It sucks because, even though the detention is pretty uncalled for, my parents won't fucking fight it! I WAS ANSWERING HER GODDAMNED QUESTIONS CORRECTLY, MOTHERFUCKERS. I AM NOT AT ANY FAULT.

Then, five minutes after I receive a detention, I go to lunch and get some spaghetti and meat sauce. It just so happens that God hates me, and decided that someone was gonna knock into me and I would spill the spaghettis allover the front of my skirt, my suede Prada purse, and my favorite book.

I now smell like Little Italy.

I really am not having a good day.

Someone that knows how please rip this for me so that I can put this on my ipod.
Srsly. This shit is REDIC.

Toxic (SCREAMO) - Sirens For Silver

Anyone up for a post-Gustav shopping party?
I really just...want to go shopping. Even though I have zero cash. Whatever. We could make a day of it.

Respond if you like this idea!

(AND I HAVE A MAJOR PROJECT DUE TOMORROW, OMG)

Goddamnit.

Last night I had a very random dream. I'm pretty sure it started off with me going to buy something at the grocery store by my old grammar school. However, my old grammar school (in my dream) was still dilapidated and moldy and ruined from Katrina. I go in there just to see what it looks like, and who pops up? Kevin Jonas! Which was pretty odd because none of the Jonas boys have showed up in my dreams since the end of last year. Anyways, he was there by himself saying that he was just looking around, and how sad it was that it got destroyed. I started telling him all of the stories that I had about it, until suddenly he just pulled me toward him and we started making out like WOAH. Tbqh, I was thrown through a loop, but I was totes not complaining. Then he started grabbing my ass and trying to get my pants down! I was like "Holy shit," and then I grabbed his hand and his purity ring was just gone. I don't know if it was there before, but then he just lead me up to the top floor of the school building where we SERIOUSLY just started getting it on.

But then, right in the middle of it, a couple of his friends came up and were like, "Hey, cool, y'all having a slumber party? We wanna come!" To make matters worse, my MOTHER came up and starting yelling at me about not getting her groceries, but then smiled when she realized that Kevin was right there and said, "Oh, sorry, sweetie, I didn't see you there. How are you?" She made the transition from fire-breathing bitch to polite adult in .2 seconds flat.

Obviously, both Kevin and I were pissed off, but we couldn't very well just be like "brb need to take care of this ~quickie" so we just stayed and hung out. He told me that everyone just thought that he lost his purity ring in a wavepool (LOL at that actually being true), and he said he was sorry we couldn't finish what we had started. Holy shit, talk about  internal "OMG"-syndrome.

Wow, I spent too much time typing all of that. I'm a loser.

ANYWAYS.

Today, something that I've been wanting to happen for a very long time happened.

I WENT SURFING FOR THE FIRST TIME. :D
Well, if you could call it surfing. It was more like me gripping onto a board for dear life while waves pushed me towards the beach.

All in all, fun day

So, first off, the women in this family are INSANE. Like, mentally insane. They make my mother look like a loving, trusting "you can come to me with your problems" kinda person. It goes like this:

24 hours of algebra II > my mother > used tampon > aunt #2 > smeyer > aunt #1

So, imagine how it must've been for me to have all of those women (minus smeyer and the tampon) all squished in this already too-cramped house together all day.

Yeah. It was pretty bad. Lots of petty drama and yelling and insanity, and not even the kind that you can laugh at from afar. I actually got dragged into it.

Oh, aunt #1 was roaring drunk. To say that she's unbearable is an understatement. She's near 70 and flashed us twice. God doesn't love me enough to send Jack's Mannequin my way, but he did have the consideration to censor that from me.

Aunt #2 is just anal-retentive and anti-social. That's putting it lightly. There's only one thing in this entire world that she can relate to, and it's her dog Bandit. All he can do is bark. And she rarely goes out (except at 5:30 in the morning every Sunday for Church) and to buy groceries when she, you know, actually eats. She lives alone on 32 acres of land on a mountain, and as not girly as she appears to be, she scoffs at carbs and has never met the sun.

Come to think of it, the women in my family are extremely vain, but they look half their ages. It's pretty disgusting. Aren't old people supposed to be fat and jolly with loose change and candy hidden in the folds of their skirts?

And another thing, Demi Lovato ripped me off. I love the girl, and she had nothing to do with this (personally), but I'm still pretty damn frustrated.

I tried to pre-order Demi's new CD last night, but in the middle of it something happened to where I had to exit out of everything that I was doing. This morning, I was browsing through my checking account, and I'm missing $20 or so dollars from it on account of a "pending source". I've contacted the site asking what was up, and if I could have a refund to start over and make sure the ordering process was done thoroughly, and I have yet to receive a reply.

So now I'm near broke, reeking of family stench, and I don't even know if I'm getting the CD now or what. And I also have a new little zit coming in. Oh, joy.

And now the washing machine sounds like it's about to explode. Think about the way a machine-gun sounds in warfare, and then cover it up with a fishbowl.

On a brighter note, I'm leaving for New Orleans sometime tomorrow. Thank God. Hopefully, I'll be able to go to the beach beforehand.

Originally, this was going to be about how much I'm obsessing over the Flight of the Conchords CD and Russell Brand.

All I wanted to say about my eighthour trip to pcola, that usually takes only four hours, is the fact that our car's back window randomly exploded, and the garbage bag that we put over it sounded like Hoseph Honas masturbating at the speed and power of a motorboat.

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP.

I'm in Gulf Breeze, now, so tell me where everyonne is so I don't freak out.

Oh, and I'm changing my identity if I have to live here again. Dnw people from GBMS to recognize me. They were all bitches.

Tears Don't Fall   -    Bullet For My Valentine   
Bruised    -    Jack's Mannequin   
I'm Ready    -    Jack's Mannequin   
Kill the Messenger    -    Jack's Mannequin   
Miss Delaney    -    Jack's Mannequin   
Elephant and Castle    -    Houston Calls  
We Intertwined    -    The Hush Sound   
Momentum    -    The Hush Sound  
Hourglass    -    The Hush Sound   
Flathead    -    The Fratellis   
Coffee Break    -    Forever The Sickest Kids   
Breakdown    -    Forever The Sickest Kids   
Almost Lover    -    A Fine Frenzy   
Rangers    -    A Fine Frenzy   
Ashes And Wine    -    A Fine Frenzy   
Little Palaces    -    Elvis Costello   
Hello, I Love You    -    The Doors   
People Are Strange    -   The Doors   
The Crystal Ship    -    The Doors  
Moonlight Drive    -    The Doors  
The Unknown Soldier    -    The Doors   
Stitches    -    David Cook  
Party Foul    -    Danger: Radio   
The World I Know    -    Collective Soul   
Take My Hand    -    The Cab   
Risky Business    -    The Cab   
That 70's Song    -   The Cab  
Technicolor Eyes    -    Backseat Goodbye   
D Is For Dangerous    -    Arctic Monkeys   
Change The World    -    Anberlin   
Southern Weather    -    The Almost   
Jasey Rae    -    All Time Low   
Down And Out (Piano Rendition)    -    The Academy Is... 
See You At The Lights    -    1990s   
Arcade Precinct    -    1990s   
Anthem For The Underdog    -    12 Stones   
Livin' th' Dream    -    You Me and Everyone We Know   
Wake Up    -    Yoav  
Isis    -    Yeah Yeah Yeahs   
Untouched    -    The Veronicas   
We Fall    -    Umbrellas  
The City Lights    -    Umbrellas
Boston White    -    Umbrellas   
Again and Again    -    Umbrellas   
Back To California    -    Sugarcult   
Eleanor Rigby    -    The String Quartet   
Something Left To Give    -    The Starting Line   
Watch The Sky    -    Something Corporate   
Academia    -    Sia  
Electric Bird    -    Sia  
The Process (Tonight)    -    Self Against City   
Speechless    -    Self Against City   
All this Time    -    Self Against City   
Let You Go    -    Self Against City   
Always    -    Self Against City   
 I wish I was in New Orleans    -    Scarlett Johansson   
I Got Your Money (Ol' Dirty Bastard)    -    Say Anything   
Popstars    -    Rooney   
Swing Life Away (acoustic)    -     Rise Against   
Let It All Out    -    Relient K   
Maybe Misery    -    Quietdrive   
It Hurts To See You Dance So Well    -    The Pipettes   
Made of Steel    -    Our Lady Peace  
Air Traffic    -    Owl City   
Obsessed With You    -    The Orion Experience   
From Blown Speakers    -    The New Pornographers   
Boys! Grab Your Guns        My American Heart   
Lollipop    -    Mika   
Beat It    -    Michael Jackson   
Disco    -   Metro Station   
Lessons in New Jersey    -    Meg & Dia   
Just One of Those Things    -    Meg & Dia   
$20    -    M.I.A. 
Ghosts    -    Laura Marling   
Tick Of Time    -    The Kooks   
Box    -    Katy Perry   
Mouthwash    -    Kate Nash   
Love's Not A Competition [But I'm Winning]    -    Kaiser Chiefs   
Let It Happen    -    Jimmy Eat World   
Into The Sun    -    Locksley   
Here There    -    Locksley   
Don't Make Me Wait    -    Locksley   
Why Not Me    -     Locksley   
Pieces    -    Bridges   
To say the least    -    Bridges   
Blue    -    Bridges   
Runaway    -    Bridges   
A Two-Sided Sword    -    Toast   
One More    -    Toast   
Here's To Us    -    Toast   
Island    -    The Starting Line   
You Made Me Like It    -    1990s   
Right As Rain    -    Adele   
Stars In Your Eyes    -    Armor For Sleep   
Therapy    -     Axium   
Testament    -    Axium   
Mutherfucker    -    Beck   
Headphones    -    Bjork   
The Hill    -    Bombay Bicycle Club  
Treasure Island    -    Brighten   
Bounce    -    The Cab   
Billie Jean    -    Chris Cornell   
Shine    -    Laura Marling   
Daydream Believer    -    The Monkees   
Sea Of Love    -    Tom Waits   
Stay Beautiful    -    Taylor Swift   
Drunk Girl    -   Something Corporate   
Konstantine    -    Something Corporate   
I Want To Save You    -    Something Corporate  
Not What It Seems    -    Something Corporate  
Wait    -    Something Corporate   
Fall    -    Something Corporate  
Down    -     Something Corporate   
Me and the Moon    -    Something Corporate   
Innocent    -    Our Lady Peace   
Clumsy    -    Our Lady Peace   
4am    -    Our Lady Peace   
I'll Meet You There    -    Owl City   
This Is The Future    -    Owl City   
West Coast Friendship    -    Owl City   
Time to Dance    -    Panic! At the Disco   
Pressure    -    Paramore   
Half The World Away    -    Oasis   
Lay Down    -    O.A.R.   
Heard the World    -    O.A.R.   
Love And Memories    -    O.A.R.   
The Innocent Letter    -    My American Heart   
Dangerous    -    My American Heart  
Vincent Price    -    Michael Jackson   
Nice & Blue, Pt. 2    -    mewithoutYou   
Joey Had A Smoke    -    Meg & Dia   
Fer Sure    -    The Medic Droid   
First    -    Lindsay Lohan   
Awfully Cold    -   The Little Women Band   
What For    -    Rooney   
Daydreamer    -    Adele  
A Winter's Sky    -    The Pipettes   
The Phrase That Pays    -    The Academy Is...   
Black Mamba    -    The Academy Is...   
Skeptics And True Believers    -    The Academy Is...   
Attention    -    The Academy Is...   
Melt My Heart To Stone    -   Adele   
Tired    -    Adele   
Build God, Then We'll Talk    -    Panic! At the Disco   
Cold Shoulder    -    Adele   
Saturday    -    Fall Out Boy   
Pig    -    Dave Matthews Band  
(I Don't Want To Go To) Chelsea    -    Elvis Costello   
The Beat    -    Elvis Costello   
Situation    -    1990s   
Two Step    -    Dave Matthews Band  
Hair    -    The Early November   
Another Day    -    Hayley Williams   
Capital H    -    Motion City Soundtrack   
Making Out    -    No Doubt   
Sticks And Stones    -    The Pierces   
Boy in a rock and roll band    -    The Pierces   
Anyone Can Play Guitar    -    Radiohead   
The Church Of Hot Addiction    -    Cobra Starship  
Backseat Love    -    N*E*R*D   
Are You Lightning?    -    Nada Surf   
Music Is My Hot Hot Sex    -    CSS   
Save the Day    -    Train   
Your Every Color    -    Train   
To Your Love    -    Fiona Apple   
Suicide Blonde    -    Jack's Mannequin   
Annie Use Your Telescope    -    Jack's Mannequin   
Bloodshot Eyes    -    Jack's Mannequin   
Hammers and Strings (A Lullaby)    -    Jack's Mannequin   
Drop Out - The So Unknown    -    Jack's Mannequin   
Orphans     -   Jack's Mannequin   
The Resolution    -    Jack's Mannequin   
Cell Phone    -    Jack's Mannequin
Sleazy Wednesday (Slow Motion)    -   Jack's Mannequin

I want this storm to happen and I don't.

It's been an odd couple of days.

First, I thought that Chemistry would be my hard subject, whereas I would fly through American History without any trouble.
I received an A on my chem test, and a C on my am history test.

Secondly, today I sent my agent a letter of "temporary resignation" because I can't keep missing school for auditions, and besides, I haven't gotten any auditions since the last movie I did. So I was just gonna wait until I graduated to go back into the acting industry. Turns out, I have an audition for a movie on Friday.

Lastly, the audition is for this movie for Nickolodeon. Anybody know of "Avatar: The Last Airbender"? I do. I hate that show (it's annoying as fuck), and now I'm auditioning for one of the lead roles.

Isn't it ironic...

LOLOL EDIT: OMFG, IT'S DIRECTED BY M. NIGHT SHAMALAMADINGDONG. BAHAHAHAHAHA.

There is no joy to world as long as da diabeetus still ~exists.
WE MUST FIGHT TO KEEP IT AT BAAAAAAAYY.

Idek, I just felt like showing off my new icon. :]

Today, I went to Loyola with my brother so that he can pick up his books for his first semester of college. This was actually my first time on a college campus since freshman year, so I was stupidly excited. I actually got mistaken for a student at one point, which I found kinda cool.

My dad ran into a coffee table. After laughing at him, I proceeded to run my face into the corner of the freezer door. Fml.

Oh, and I realized that my boyfriend kinda looks like my other boifran Andrew McMahon.

My days are full of excitement now. They're bursting at the seams.

My brother's band is doing a cover of "Toxic" by none other than my girl Britney.
OT, but I need to make a few icons of her.

Anyways, their cover is screamo. It's kinda the most hysterical and badass thing I've ever heard.

One of the guys is Jewish (which is amazing).
One of them looks like he COULD be Jewish (AKA: the diabeetus kid).
The rest seem pretty chill. Minus the drummer. But yeah.

Not really. I actually hate swimming (yet, I love the water).

I'm dead exhausted. I've been working everyday straight after school for six-seven hours while trying to get my homework done and studying for my test that I have in about eight hours.

I truly have nothing interesting to say. Being overworked makes you a dull person.

First off, words do not express how much I hate my brother's "ex-gf" and the reasons why I do. Let's just leave it at that she's a crazy, slutty, ugly, no-good, possessive, whiny tease of a bitch. Think Bella from Twilight only much, MUCH worse.

I had no idea they've been over as a couple for about two months now. The way she straddles herself across my brother's lap and then proceeds to kiss and cuddle might've been the reason why I thought "incorrectly". She loves to lead my brother on because he's the only person that she can control because he happens to be head over feet for this bitch. She makes him buy various food items at 1:00 in the morning just because "I wwy wand sum mak n cheeze, ~bby. Go maik meh sum." Then she tries to do the same thing to me because she thinks that just because we're blood that also means that none of my family members have spines.

Thank LORD she's moving out of town for college on Thursday.

However, today I found this little gem in the den:

( stfd )